Gee Maniac

The WHerabOut'S

2008-11-12T01:46:00.000-08:00

Its been like a tight endless expedition that you just don't realize it halting.Most of my colleagues have been complaining over the issue that they can't be able to comfortably surf my blog using their phones,the warnings have been severe "change your ways or else global warming will catch up with you",i had a fighting bout which i apparently happened to have lost to my opponent,my jaw is sticking out and everybody is asking what endless am i chewing lately,its an endless trail where if you ask who is behind it, would mean having your life at stake,i cant even blog correctly since i keep confusing English with machine language(i wonder what they are teaching in school lately?, i mean elementary!). I went to the doctor and this is what he had to say:"You're fine buddy!"!Really?!

what the f$*#,this was supposed to be a poem, a recital for my younger sister!!

I open the curtains wide to let in the morning brightness,i discover i woke up late to find the ad guys literally finished putting the latest billboard ad.Its something to do with a club, i wonder if it cost the twenty spilled all over,wait a minute, i know that guy!we used to.....My day starts hurriedly enough for me to turn on the tv- set to realize that the morning traffic monitoring guy from our local tv station is just outside my residence,through that i would have possibly come out of the house knowing i needed to dress good enough to appear in front of everybody who knows me or even for starters get out through the back door. Oh yeah, and now by the way my office colleagues will all be laughing out loud on hearing my lame 'i was late because of the traffic' excuse to my boss once i arrive late for work.

The traffic by the way is a genuine excuse. Most Nairobians must attest to the fact that it is nowadays impossible to maneuver the traffic jam, the traffic police never help,in fact, they contribute to the ever growing traffic snarls.My most recent research can prove this and my suggestion has already proven fertile(check the Australian condition and hear me out),the stakeholders are so hesitant they first want the roads refurbished.They don't understand the logic behind;its not a road thing!

I reach the office to find my boss almost like already guessed i was late, then as he approaches....

ooh no,my lap batt is already finishing off and i forgot my charger at the office,sorry man

catch you guys later...

funny pic

2008-08-12T05:10:00.000-07:00

Changing Times

2008-07-09T05:37:00.000-07:00

Just been out for a while,went back to uni to add some knowledge which i hope will be of great importance,feels good i can blog.The semester is been tight than i had imagined we have like 4 profs lecturing and the puzzle never ends,the jargon never stops and the only thing they can offer is a 5 minutes break to cool off,aniwe am already absorbed into these formalities.

Lately av been lookin at the diverse Kenyan political scene and i must say its changed more than rapidly since last year's election,its just profoundly undescribable,with everything turning Grand.I mean not to even talk of the food,fuel and everything prices,i thought i read something of concern with these variables in my economics class(am perplexed the theory doesnt seem to apply or hold true,or is it the governance?)Nevertheless, i do appreciate the kenyan scenario,coz wait until u hear the Zim's version!

They say the internet enslavens and has as a result grown rapidly,i thought this was true, but is it really(fact:period of development 1993-up to now)?go ahead compare the other technologies bt this aint my concern vis a vis any great technology you can think about.My concern is the way fuel prices are rapidly shooting up not to mention that with the rate of economic growth(youths find pride with owning one that is on fours).

I wake up only to find out the reason i slept,the grund shifted!C'mon,what do you say at Bill gates latest Philanthropistic declaration?,how do you talk of the election crisis with all that inflation,i must admit to say that am shocked to find the way the supreme organ f the nation acts is an understatement,i thot these guys were abit mature! am sorry bt they are just a lot of ignorant masquaraders who are driven by the urge created by maslow than that of serving the electorate at large.

My favourite minister was lately sacked by i say lets give him a break to go and mingle out again coz this i know and i must say it loud,THAT HE SHALL BE BACK,that am certain about.Crap! this is what i call a rip off by the parade at the supreme organ(bunch of idiots and hooligans who are not hestitant to bite the tits with which their mothers fed them with!)

Times are rapidly changing and am finding out that the bus only takes the prepared ones, am off to prepare!

Great life lessons learnt

2007-11-20T01:03:00.000-08:00

Its been quite along time since i last did blog and i know much has elapsed since then.Enyewe i had taken i gues a long break nikihussle jobo,and must admit that the pursuit was rather interesting than the boredomness i had thought it would generate.I graduated in September this year an occassion characterised by rather a cold spell than the kawaida sunny one,i clearly did mark the words of our pr0-chancellor which with authority he did confer the necessary certification,a session educative enough to know of courses that i never thought were in existence in the university,not that i would have changed or sthg of the sort but for informational purposes.Graduating is rather a milestone in a lifetime i tell you.Atleast for the first time you have people who will bring you presents incase you are a he,not to mention the loads of congulatulation you receive from everybody, 90% of whom hardly even knew of your existence,endless photos from everyone holding a camera...damn i thought they were for free!...,and other loads of crazy stuff....i cant forget the feasting part anyway.

Much of that aniwe,and as i was saying hardly did the pro-chancellor proclaim of the hardship to be encountered in what would turn out to be a hard pursuit but despite that, i dont take him for the blame, as it is for each and every graduate to experience this kind of struggle atleast once a lifetime if not a couple of times,judged by his class...ok i mean 1st class,2nd class an so on.

Actually let me spare you the science and give you the theatrics in my actual expedition.First there came these days i couldnt miss reading/buying the Wednesday and Friday Daily Nation's.Ofcos i did get much from it; from mere clerckerial advances to highly payable outsourcing work from overseas,let me tackle an incidence of the latter bearing in mind that i am a graduate prone to the I.T sector.

One eye-catching advertisement which could never have escaped my attention was that of an abroad company sourcing for experts locally to what i like to call an IPO/Premier of their company,-you guesed right they required alot expertise,and my gamble may be would fall alot chance here[man, no jobo xperience!]-,i did the exams but the worst part is that i had to wait for days before i got the actual endorsement,the patience shone in me neverthless as i tell you the actual pay was more than attractive,dude £8 per hr is no joke.

As it goes with many outsourcing companies you have to sign a declaration sort of an agreement with them,so here came my turn.Ok let me put it this way:Things can be tricky,really tricky.There was one a part in the declaration form that required you to make an online payment,of a full five gees(ksh5000) or to sound alot less £38 equivalent.I had to seek advice on this,i mean 5 gees out and nothing in,AT ONCE! shall never be allowed by any graduate of sound mind.The company on this tricky part had a 7 days ultimatum on which you were supposed to forward your scanned declaration.I had to write to the concerned parties telling them of my setbacks and lucky enough they new alittle of the likes of me and had a full procedure to cater for this.

With this effect i slowed my rate,for atleast a week as i followed up the matter.In the mean time,i happened to learn of a new recruitment by one clearly established outsourcing firm in the
country from a friend of mine and decided to give it a shot.The company is one of its kind since you dint have to look official to turn up for their interview,aswell their interview was no written and had to be done from the computer i scored 26 words per minute typing with an accuracy of 97%,the oral part ensued and i tell you i f**ked up!,i had to brag of my other waiting job after i realised they would be paying me peanuts as compared.Great lessons learnt guys i tell you.

As the story ends its only today that i got contacted by the first company after months of relentless looking for work.I can tell you am finally overjoyed,and.... guys,guys this ain't patience,...nooh...., i call it missed opportunity.Neverthless there are great life lesson learnt.

..crazy

2007-06-18T04:09:00.000-07:00

Things just jazz me with how they unfold.The other day i was just relaxing at digz,you know the kind of time you aimlessly start reading like a two month old magazine and find a kul joint to pass time with,you can gues it was a sato and bearing my nature,being at diggz was so heroic.The kind when you see yourself implementing thought upon ideas that you made some other day .You know sundays....you wake up with a hangie and you are cursing why you ever thought of drinking and decide that from then henceforth you won't ever waste a sunday like that so as the routine goes, you quit drinking.That was my stand the last weekend.You know kawaida how your pals are. They change life.Technology on the other hand just make this 100% possible.You can gues my phone wasn't on as a result, but not this tym. You are mistaken!I had this like a fifty fifty feeling in my mind when you just never know when this anonnymous safcom guy wona call to let you know of how you miraculasly won that house,i mean you leave at your folks house so you dont even pay bills to excuse yourself that the fone had no charge.Aniwe this cal just changed me.

One of my pals of course hallad me telling of how his folks had chomokad shaggz and their locomotive was available for cruising all over town that nite.You just can't gues what the brand ride was.After my long 30 seconds of intense thinking i decided to jump into my rave attire and wait for the ultimate time.Opportunity at its best i gues,you know these things just dont happen often.I tell you we had no time to waste despite the fact that the nite was still big for us,and there came Adri with the benz at the top of its sound system.I tell you we would be bouncing big tym.Fuel at full tank would just have an explanation of the evaporation/global warming effects the next day if this folks ever asked of its whereabouts.The plan was to hop aniwhere that it was being dropped like hell hot or mad crazy.Definetly rocking tao would just have proved of how weak the sound system's in tao was and this mere show off was just not for that time.Our first place of designation was at some filling station joint where i tel you things just happen like crazy.

We bounced just in time to meet this show where some four dudes and four duddets claiming t be a couple had made out.The jammaz were in a range and the chicks in a supped up bima.The jammaz of course had done some mischief of smuggling in some fyn whore from the street and the chilles had just smelled a rat and ordered their jammaz to come to a halt.The jammas on this event had told the whore to hide in the trunk of the vehicle but to know avail, since this chilles were clever enaf.I tell you not of how that whore was beaten but of the sweeter stripping come cat fight time when we witnessed the whore clothes getting teard to tatters and of course we had to exercise maximum optical nutrition on this particularly.Aniwe the chilles drove off at break speed screeching all over with anger of the event and as we came to learn later the couples re-united thereafter claiming it was just a booze thing.Aniwe that was just the beginning of our cool nite that led us to catching sight with this group of mammaz who i tell you were nothing but f..lly as we dismissed of from that sight.

As a result of fatigue i gues i'll have to finish it later.Av been travelling all over an gues ...
The next part wil of course be continued

Ssup

2007-03-28T07:29:00.000-07:00

It always occur to me that just when you think you've completed one stage and u're ready to reward yourself with that holiday or that bottle of champagne(u know the African champagne definetly), it appears that there is either a mark that u skipped in your most thought fully-accomplished milestone or even worse off that the next step u're to take needs even much attention than the previous.Much often i usually tighten myself up in my blanket to my excitement rather than face the truth,the truth being you have to wake up and face the light of the day.Definately my case isn't like those headlines you hear in CNN ''....stories never told,places never visited ,water never drank and the like"m...m never,but what it calls for is more than u'd think about,thats why i havent been around.Gues the few months taught me something atleast,Aniwe all am trying to say is that am all be a see kay.gues am back! .check out for more stickers

The lost world

2007-02-05T23:22:00.000-08:00

The lost world...mmmh,may be its the movie that made the '90s.I was a favourite of jurassic park but when the flavoured editon in the context was released i definetly prefered it.U know how it was back in the days,i love reminiscing yeah right but i wont be doing it for now coz its already tackled.

Now,story of my life:

Last week as i just watched the turn of events, i was humbled down by the question of where we're headed to,i amazingly found some bunch of twist in extraporating on my answer.An answer that i never had thought for, for a while.The answer was an anatomy of who i had turned to be.I dont know how to put it but it is just like how u get lost in a forest labyrinth,i mean a maze may fall for my comparison but to tackle my situation, i preffered the latter.Its so amazing how things can blinden you.You know the kind of who arrogantly leave their mobile phone on in church and aren't hesistant of picking a call in the middle of a sermon with a lame excuse of 'you never know, it might be God'.I definately know, haven't been bloggin for a while and i tell you that these are the ripple effects,real gotchas.

For those dead days, i probably grew lunatic.It all started when this jamaa at our hood,you know how they deal,introduced this funky plan of making money.To start with he had this idea that we should join some financial institution and channel our money to the pyramid sort of sacco.And the funny thing with this guy,i must admit.. its funny.You may think as well if you are kenyan.It was that fast bait that he ushered to us,it was more than appealing i tel you.He had this offer of dishing out a k,call it 10 reds,for ten%.Imagine a thao for a soc.You know the kenyan way; you have kwanza to ask fo the terms and conditions coz you think its a set up.But i was there representing the learned ,so as the others declined the offer my hands were wide agape for the offer,sorry for me ,it was only the beginning.

The pyramid thing was however going wel,you can definately tel,si u see i never blogged.Like blogging earns you money.Aniwe i simply had no tym to coz of my busy schedule.I had to gather flocks,clicks,call them crowds,to earn my commission.The business was i bet you successful.Hint:I had my parrafin burning counting my many blessings upto 4 in the morning,my door had a josim new doorlocks fitted,ask me how ,for secuty goddamn.My most treasured cell phone had given birth to more calls,am discrediting the bonga point scheme,and of cos my flossy,clicky k750 never complained of cred.Aniwe i was all but earning thanks to my wise investment.Damn, i was i big tym baller,tycoon with a cigar on my left.

Not that i had any money laundry scheme to earn me a compost.I had risen from a humble beginnning,street smart beginning.I had plans of calling KTN for a waliobobea interview,to tell my part.Gues could be a good catch for Swaleh.Aniwe as the saying goes for every action expect a reaction.Kumbe this dude was a fake agent proclaiming but tricks,and i gues i had a good smile to win the auditions as his accomplice.Men, this was so sweet for one to watch,i mean my downfall was really.....It amazes me! upto now.

I woke up on a Friday for a rude shock.The final day of my empire.The base cards of my empire had been disturbed all i had to do was watch the dreadful collapse.It was woeful.My boss had all but smarted his ass, (i mean tripple for the S) out of me.I had cops waiting even before the milk man was there,with paper showing all my confidentialities with the smart ass,dumb ass!.The following had to be court cases which had a climax of me refunding all my clients their cash,if i never wanted any mess for my future.I had to,and this trickled down on me worse than i had thought of,am worsely than you can think now i tell you, not that am writing for any public sympathy,but its a sad story.

Once beaten twice down.Mine..what to say other than pass the message along with a billboard of PARENTAL ADVISORY:never try this anywhere.

Drag n Drop/Copy paste.

2007-01-10T05:15:00.000-08:00

During the festivity i was in my native place and it was quite interesting of how i had to change the 'used-to-me' to another me;i mean i decided to keep myself busy in another way as to how am used to.I tell you the better part of me was spent exploring each and every part of the gazzette,yeah it sounds funny,but that was me; not in any way trying to blog.

Quite true i never regret any of this since i came to see all the stuff that one gets to miss, i gues, i get to miss.Most of my time last year having been spent on things such as researchs,analysis and lots of presentations you ought to support that i aint ignorant and that as well doesnt qualify me as arrogant either.

One issue in particular made me(call me naive if you like)dimiss some creativity of our press and the associated press[AP] and wonder what really these guys aniwe did there.I remember the December 20th paper very well, a paper on which i wished had covered my potrait holding my chin in a retrospective manner as the front page or even at the best showing the world Saddam's last mail in advance.

Actually i came to criticize the attention given to to the columnists and good story keepers as of that issue by the editors.I mean the paper had three quarters of it covering images(call them pictures again if..) ,unrealistic ones,the ones zero-rated as it matters in terms of creativity,the ones you drag and drop,not even drooling around,damn this furioriated me,i promise you i could have spat but not infront of my grandmother[i mean i had to sound decent].If you ever have gotten a glimpse of the NY times newspaper you are bound to apprecite the kind of work done by the editors and ofcourse not that am dismissing all the editors,some are really creative the likes of Peter Githaiga,seen his coverage?

Yes i definetly know that a picture is worth a thousand nods but finding ten from that (whole paper imagine!)one was really a nightmare.

Not that they couldnt have done better,but that paper was just so unappreciative,so not there!Lets learn to give interest to writers ,again i have to say that i came to see some light lit atleast from other issues and i gues we've got alot to give.At least i can address the theme of 'all is not lost' here!

The year is here

2007-01-07T23:01:00.000-08:00

Ofcourse,to all thee bloggers happy 2007.

I think after all the festivity that came with last year am obliged to make tales and so on,not that i wont but i definetly find it more warm to start the year otherwise rather than i did the prior.

My perspective about this year is a year where we are bound to see insanteous rise and fall sorry to say characterised with alot of sycophancy,self interest,alloaring desire mainly from the political angle,a year where on the better we'll shift paridighms;i mean with all that tech at hand!A year where we'll want to see the fruits earlier even before the flower is bloomed and definetly a year where no one will want to lose.

Me myself and i believe that with all probability at hand will make this year even more adventurous,more thrilling,ofcourse i know that some ups and downs will definetly show up,make me feel changed and agitated[well,may be]but with my motto this year i hope to prosper.Hope for the best while prepared for the worst.

How do you want your year?

nAIROBI tHUGISM

2006-12-07T23:44:00.000-08:00

Many at times you do wonder where these peak-time petty thugs in Nairobi learn such tricks from,but i can assure you there aint no one definable thug school they bother attend.Recently i decided to have a nyc time with a street boy after i agreed to buy him lunch simply coz i wanted to kill 2 birds with one stone;to demystify my curiosity and to start off the December with a giving heart,you know what i mean.But i tell you i was more than suprised.

We popped into one of those fries and chicken cafes in town,can gues the scenario.And i tell you this is Kenya coz i enjoyed a good number of eyes wondering ,what the heck!But that i enjoyed coz we manged to get a free table easier than quicker.Then this kawaida waiter,"una rafiki leo"(this my joint bana) and i ordered the package.2 plates and a quarter.

Definately the boy was more delighted with my offer but little did i know.So he started off by telling me about his background life which i sympathised with bearing in mind that i was a bit lucky.The boy never knew who his parents were nor did he recognise if he had any of his relative watching.He continued by telling me how he and his comrades back in the street hustle with those merely but kids being told to borrow money from people walkin in the streets whereas those who were like him(gues the age of 15) indulged in the art of pickpocketing and mugging as their livelihood;the art is a very tactical one coz it involves both mental calculations and gues some physique.Well known spots form the basis of street mugging as well as pickpocketing;those places you find overcrowded,those dark chums, those 'injili'(city preachers avenues) just but to mention.When i asked the boy whether they use any kind of weapons he completly refused to tell me and dared me to buy him another quarter to earn my share.Which i did, after all si its Dec.And so it went,"manze ma'ithaa yu bidi uchomoe ile kitu ukonayo,iwe ni shoi,razor ama ata sindano,ndo upate iyo doe.Unajua kuna wale wasee ofcos wu dinda kucoperate na hii ndio dawa yao".He continued to tell me how it was easy to get down with females coz they are so sensitive to the 'sh' thing and and at tyms to even dudes."Ka sato ni siku poa sana since majamaa wengi woupeleka mamanzi wao out.So ukiget dame ameclad vismart jua we hiyo siku ume shiba"."Vitu ka sindano na razor ziutumika poa usiku since utaconvince msee vile iyo sindano ina virusi na ukienda zaidi umtishie kumdisfigure sura na hiyo razor".Damn this was so,"WAA!"for me coz the truth was really being sunlit.Manze at that moment i was feeling rather scared picturing the boy's innocent face.You know how it goes;like you want to kidnap one, look for the less harmful,but i guess for this case i had quite mistaken or underestimated the potential in that boy.I mean it was a complete mismatch of what i had thought of him!But all the same i had to recompose myself and ask more about mugging regarding mama's vibetis."Aaa,mamatha ni hard kuget hizo vibeti zao lakini strategy you apply most hapa.First, lazma ujue ile kibeti ni size gani alafu umuaproach vitactiful.Kuanua hiyo kibeti saa ndio kibarua lakini ni poa umfuate alafu utaim ile place hakuna wasee,kitu next nikuchomoka nayo".He went ahead to tell me how the 'kibeti robbery' was a large investment just like a bank robbery coz of the variables you find in a mama's kibeti. "Nilipata ufunguo ya gari bana".

I dared not to ask more coz of the chicken thing,but in conclusion he gave me a true story scenario which he was allegedly boasting to me about how ill he was.I tell you in my case, mesmerised was an understatement for the shock the story triggered in me.

Guys,aniwe what had i to say but than that man must live.
I gues this applied.
You know you dont try working out an incorigible fellow's conscise for you might as well end up becoming the victim in the situation.

Blue jeans, blue strings, blowin' blueberry green....

2006-11-29T00:44:00.000-08:00

.....Cadillac on blue D's and a blue T,Money thick as blue cheese, chunkin' up the dubWhat the west be without Snoop, and Dub C and one blood? I rep my blue boy team but I do it for green,I do it for my folks, vice, lords, and kings HA, u like that?

"I got these new jack rappers tryna clap at meI got these corny wanna be diss song kings on the radioTalkin' bout how they gon' spray and take me awayBut I'm the true living, legend I'm not to be questionedHave your whole hood holler shit about my progression" -NAS

"Hip Hop ain't dead, it just took a couple shotsI bring it back to life, give it a couple shotsThe kings comin', no I'm not Jay-ZToo many n*ggas hate me, but they scared to face meThis ain't a movie dog, not Waist DeepI'm not an actor, but I'll show your b*tch Big Meek She givin' one blood, one love, on dubs140 thousand the first week uhhhhh"-THE GAME

Any wanna bees out there try make this out and realise the in-depth of these lyrics before you get greasy with it!

SERIES

2006-11-22T02:48:00.000-08:00

My passion for TV series and other kinds of blockbusters is undescribable.With the flooding of all those new series in the market am left to wonder where we are turning to,but mostly which to watch;it all started as a unique way of maintaining the quite undocumented flow of lengthy blockbusters which turned out to be quite appealing ,economically and flow-maintainingially,dont u think its quite even much cheaper and worthwhile nowadays to go for a complete season rather than buy a single DVD?I mean despite even the contents so to speak!?To me that is definetly a default score and i think that despite what, its gonna remain that for a considerate length of time.

The only worry which on the other hand arises is the replicated versions of these series.Replication having a special tag hereby.A case in point is the Prison Break series which has hit the market with a bang and i can assure you that there are many more that are dubbed in the same context.Ever heard of sleepers cell or girls prison?Dont get amazed to learn that they are from the same director,but get worried to know that the line story is much if not the same a duplicate,the only difference between the latter two and the first is the alloaring expendition that keeps you thnking of what happens to Scoff and Linc.

I quite do appreciate the buld up story line of Prison Break and the sense it creates to any of you who have ever watched it,many others included only that not to name.May be am like inclined to believe that it will eventually win an award(correct me if it has).But definetly that is one of the things that i dont rave for beating around the bush.

My next hot pursuit is the like of The office;(hush)It has a comedy line that leaves you tickled to death.It is much hot than you can think of, if you lie in the context of 'Dont be a menace'(by the Wayne bros).And but to mention is Greys Anatomy which sounds kind like Chicago Hope but is definetly got a unique story flow.That was before i could sit down to get bored to a weekend movie and got used to it that i found this companion that always drives my paros to think that i smoke weed.

Aniway now that i quit less expend going for raves at the expense,i must confess that may be they are addictive!You know i cant wait.

Microsoft Vista

2006-11-14T06:23:00.000-08:00

Microsoft paces up!.If you are in love with I.T. am sure the introduction of microsoft latest edition of their O.S,Microsoft windows vista in the market is one hell of a package that you shouldn't miss having. Despite the late release as per expected the package has more lots features as compared to the latter versions of the operating systems in existence.The interface itself is wow!With it along, comes the usual specs of 3GB harddisk space for its deployment and an average of 64Mb of RAM.

The beauty of vista is its adherence to viruses(and all malwares as well) and its hacker friendly,a notion that microsoft is popularising(through the introduction of extremely effective firewalls),but most of all is the soundtracks that microsoft has put along with certains as error messages and pop ups.Dont wonna miss this!

The visual sophistication of Windows Vista helps streamline your computing experience by refining common window elements so you can better focus on the content on the screen rather than on how to access it. The desktop experience is more informative, intuitive, and helpful. And new tools bring better clarity to the information on your computer, so you can see what your files contain without opening them, find applications and files instantly, navigate efficiently among open windows, and use wizards and dialog boxes more confidently

Windows Vista provides two entirely new features to manage windows: Windows Flip and Windows Flip 3D. Flip allows you to flip through open windows (by using Alt+Tab), providing a live thumbnail of each window, rather than just a generic icon and file name

Do i need to tell you about Its windows explorer 7 that am now in touch with?Gues no.And the sophistication continues,ever heard of sleep!?Windows Vista introduces a new power state called Sleep. The new Sleep state in Windows Vista combines the speed of Standby with the data protection features and low power consumption.

Let me just stop there coz the list is endless,all i need to tell you guys is to try and style up with it.Its a stage not to miss!

Kenyatta knew how to chant reggae

2006-11-06T04:24:00.000-08:00

Manze i was just googlin about and found this pic of our reknown hero chanting to the rhythm of the 'musondo!' (1964).The crazy chant has now been refurbished to capacitate then new era of 'reggae!'(200_ >) .Wonder why the earth is round!!

Crap cast

2006-10-30T04:25:00.000-08:00

Its so dummish to be like them!Mostly if you did like hiphop in the early 90's.I mean look at how its been corrupted,from the tunes down to their rhymes.Manze if there is something we should all send to the crap cast it's these jamaaz.
Who can forget of dem lyrics like ".....mwanaume ana vision ajue mi nina mission lakini akitaka tucompete agundue miniko fit first position...(K-shaka)"to such like"...huku nairobi,tunapenda kuwasha,huku nairobiii...hepihepi ni.."(Anonymous) i even havent recognise these dudes yet.
Then the questions; is there a bright future in what appears to be like the rhymes race?In any case are these guys still in the brackets?Aniwe thats why am introducing crap cast to all thee

City Preachers

2006-10-26T07:09:00.000-07:00

It probably have happened to you may be even not once or twice,may be you like them may be you dont;They call themselves city preachers.Recently i had my turn of encounter with them in their usual saturday moments of delivering the Gospel, i happened to have entered a 'nganya' to drop me at Innercore,at fast i thought hell had broken lose when he braved the calmness of the vehicle to stand up along with the kange,what made me relax was the Bible in his hands as opposed to what i had thought of him.He claimed to be a missioner from Uganda,some native part of the country that i never bothered to comprehend,however this was not what had made him become a colourful passenger to fill in the nganya,the word did.After the conductor had had his share of collecting the busfare,he proceeded on."..na hebu tuombe..Ewe Mola..."I thought something was wrong but no one was complaining,and after the prayers were over"Tutasoma kutoka kitabu cha waibarania......"This was later followed by some effective translation of the gospel into consumable product for the ordinaries that were mesmerised by the great eforts of the 'God sent'.Then came the moment,"Na kila mtu atatoa kile anacho ndiposa sisi kama wanainjili tuweze kuendelesha kazi ya Mwenyezi Mungu,ntapitisha Bibilia yangu na kila mmoja ataweza kuweka kile anacho katikakati ya kurasa niliyofungua"It was happening' as they talk of it.Fairly, he had won some people and the returns on investment were quite appealing,(i stole a glance as the Bible passed forward)What made me feel even much pressed by the act was when the bus halted at the innercore /kayole rounder,the man matched off,only for me to see him entering the next bus going to tao to complete his full circuite.As i sat back i wondered whether the man had started off the work so late but it later dawned on me that he had made five trips to and fro, an eavesdrop- i got from my immediate forward seated neighbour.

Its only begun!

2006-10-26T02:55:00.000-07:00

The race is only begun!..recently i was contemplating my way through the great mazes in Nairobi,the so called 'chums',mnazielewa,then there happened to be these outdoor publicist walking around offering pamplets in regards to their newly opened electrical store,he even had the guts to give me the coordinates to the real location of the so store,gues it wasnt expensive.The store is actually located in the most widely reknown Luthuli street.Non-hestitantly i was overcomed by the urge to pass by and see the real thing.I walked in to be welcomed in by some bhangra dancers,i kept it official,know what i mean.The store however was quite attractive to anyone and i just happened to pop in, when there was a great conflict between the enterpreneurs,some two hindis"....iko nini jamaa,mali bado kuja toka Dbai,yes i was there last week and the consignment should have arrived by now u know,lakini ii watu ya kenya iko matata kweli nakwambia.They are saying we're dumping goods in kenya from overseas,wanaharibu biashara tu.."then the other one"Mekhta,iko ambia wewe mara kuwa hawa wananchi wataanza kujua sisi ninini,you know our goods are fake,toa hongo,shida enda.Biashara inarefuka,lakini jifanye kichwa ngumu......"That was before they suddenly realised they had one customer.It wasnt long before we exchanged our much greetings and off i went.YES, THE FAKISM FACING OUR REALISM.What do you have to say aniway,i can save alot you dumb-head!!,ama?.But remember cheap is always expensive.Kwanza if you have experience in a P.C machine you can translate this.Face it this way,our economy is improving spreading some ailments,does the government want to lose such great customers,ofcourse no!on the contrary we are on the losing end,spending much on diseases we find no cure to.Funnily the economy is growing Its just began!!

Was it really worth it?

2006-10-26T01:15:00.000-07:00

You wake up to the suprise of dawn,you start wondering why the breeze is yet so morningly cool yet to be served by such a scenario of the evening events appears so interesting,a few yards make no harm and ofcourse you are not afraid to do so,the quackiling of the ducks as they waddle off the pond,the chirping of the birds,the mooing of the cattle as they get back in the kraal all make a wonderful orchestra,your dilema of whether or not to join in the wonderful orchestra still lingers in your brain.OOH YEAH! it comes back;the day was a normal one yet the transformation it had on you is now tremendeous,the moment being way so short yet it seldomly fades from your memory,it was so drastic,an event that would before,through your friends claim to be lame,how comes it did this?The one puff...just the one..!