Monday, October 30, 2006

Crap cast

Its so dummish to be like them!Mostly if you did like hiphop in the early 90's.I mean look at how its been corrupted,from the tunes down to their rhymes.Manze if there is something we should all send to the crap cast it's these jamaaz.
Who can forget of dem lyrics like ".....mwanaume ana vision ajue mi nina mission lakini akitaka tucompete agundue miniko fit first position...(K-shaka)"to such like"...huku nairobi,tunapenda kuwasha,huku nairobiii...hepihepi ni.."(Anonymous) i even havent recognise these dudes yet.

Then the questions; is there a bright future in what appears to be like the rhymes race?In any case are these guys still in the brackets?Aniwe thats why am introducing crap cast to all thee

Thursday, October 26, 2006

City Preachers

It probably have happened to you may be even not once or twice,may be you like them may be you dont;They call themselves city preachers.Recently i had my turn of encounter with them in their usual saturday moments of delivering the Gospel, i happened to have entered a 'nganya' to drop me at Innercore,at fast i thought hell had broken lose when he braved the calmness of the vehicle to stand up along with the kange,what made me relax was the Bible in his hands as opposed to what i had thought of him.He claimed to be a missioner from Uganda,some native part of the country that i never bothered to comprehend,however this was not what had made him become a colourful passenger to fill in the nganya,the word did.After the conductor had had his share of collecting the busfare,he proceeded on."..na hebu tuombe..Ewe Mola..."I thought something was wrong but no one was complaining,and after the prayers were over"Tutasoma kutoka kitabu cha waibarania......"This was later followed by some effective translation of the gospel into consumable product for the ordinaries that were mesmerised by the great eforts of the 'God sent'.Then came the moment,"Na kila mtu atatoa kile anacho ndiposa sisi kama wanainjili tuweze kuendelesha kazi ya Mwenyezi Mungu,ntapitisha Bibilia yangu na kila mmoja ataweza kuweka kile anacho katikakati ya kurasa niliyofungua"It was happening' as they talk of it.Fairly, he had won some people and the returns on investment were quite appealing,(i stole a glance as the Bible passed forward)What made me feel even much pressed by the act was when the bus halted at the innercore /kayole rounder,the man matched off,only for me to see him entering the next bus going to tao to complete his full circuite.As i sat back i wondered whether the man had started off the work so late but it later dawned on me that he had made five trips to and fro, an eavesdrop- i got from my immediate forward seated neighbour.

Its only begun!

The race is only begun!..recently i was contemplating my way through the great mazes in Nairobi,the so called 'chums',mnazielewa,then there happened to be these outdoor publicist walking around offering pamplets in regards to their newly opened electrical store,he even had the guts to give me the coordinates to the real location of the so store,gues it wasnt expensive.The store is actually located in the most widely reknown Luthuli street.Non-hestitantly i was overcomed by the urge to pass by and see the real thing.I walked in to be welcomed in by some bhangra dancers,i kept it official,know what i mean.The store however was quite attractive to anyone and i just happened to pop in, when there was a great conflict between the enterpreneurs,some two hindis"....iko nini jamaa,mali bado kuja toka Dbai,yes i was there last week and the consignment should have arrived by now u know,lakini ii watu ya kenya iko matata kweli nakwambia.They are saying we're dumping goods in kenya from overseas,wanaharibu biashara tu.."then the other one"Mekhta,iko ambia wewe mara kuwa hawa wananchi wataanza kujua sisi ninini,you know our goods are fake,toa hongo,shida enda.Biashara inarefuka,lakini jifanye kichwa ngumu......"That was before they suddenly realised they had one customer.It wasnt long before we exchanged our much greetings and off i went.YES, THE FAKISM FACING OUR REALISM.What do you have to say aniway,i can save alot you dumb-head!!,ama?.But remember cheap is always expensive.Kwanza if you have experience in a P.C machine you can translate this.Face it this way,our economy is improving spreading some ailments,does the government want to lose such great customers,ofcourse no!on the contrary we are on the losing end,spending much on diseases we find no cure to.Funnily the economy is growing Its just began!!

Was it really worth it?

You wake up to the suprise of dawn,you start wondering why the breeze is yet so morningly cool yet to be served by such a scenario of the evening events appears so interesting,a few yards make no harm and ofcourse you are not afraid to do so,the quackiling of the ducks as they waddle off the pond,the chirping of the birds,the mooing of the cattle as they get back in the kraal all make a wonderful orchestra,your dilema of whether or not to join in the wonderful orchestra still lingers in your brain.OOH YEAH! it comes back;the day was a normal one yet the transformation it had on you is now tremendeous,the moment being way so short yet it seldomly fades from your memory,it was so drastic,an event that would before,through your friends claim to be lame,how comes it did this?The one puff...just the one..!