Great life lessons learnt

Its been quite along time since i last did blog and i know much has elapsed since then.Enyewe i had taken i gues a long break nikihussle jobo,and must admit that the pursuit was rather interesting than the boredomness i had thought it would generate.I graduated in September this year an occassion characterised by rather a cold spell than the kawaida sunny one,i clearly did mark the words of our pr0-chancellor which with authority he did confer the necessary certification,a session educative enough to know of courses that i never thought were in existence in the university,not that i would have changed or sthg of the sort but for informational purposes.Graduating is rather a milestone in a lifetime i tell you.Atleast for the first time you have people who will bring you presents incase you are a he,not to mention the loads of congulatulation you receive from everybody, 90% of whom hardly even knew of your existence,endless photos from everyone holding a camera...damn i thought they were for free!...,and other loads of crazy stuff....i cant forget the feasting part anyway.



Much of that aniwe,and as i was saying hardly did the pro-chancellor proclaim of the hardship to be encountered in what would turn out to be a hard pursuit but despite that, i dont take him for the blame, as it is for each and every graduate to experience this kind of struggle atleast once a lifetime if not a couple of times,judged by his class...ok i mean 1st class,2nd class an so on.

Actually let me spare you the science and give you the theatrics in my actual expedition.First there came these days i couldnt miss reading/buying the Wednesday and Friday Daily Nation's.Ofcos i did get much from it; from mere clerckerial advances to highly payable outsourcing work from overseas,let me tackle an incidence of the latter bearing in mind that i am a graduate prone to the I.T sector.

One eye-catching advertisement which could never have escaped my attention was that of an abroad company sourcing for experts locally to what i like to call an IPO/Premier of their company,-you guesed right they required alot expertise,and my gamble may be would fall alot chance here[man, no jobo xperience!]-,i did the exams but the worst part is that i had to wait for days before i got the actual endorsement,the patience shone in me neverthless as i tell you the actual pay was more than attractive,dude £8 per hr is no joke.

As it goes with many outsourcing companies you have to sign a declaration sort of an agreement with them,so here came my turn.Ok let me put it this way:Things can be tricky,really tricky.There was one a part in the declaration form that required you to make an online payment,of a full five gees(ksh5000) or to sound alot less £38 equivalent.I had to seek advice on this,i mean 5 gees out and nothing in,AT ONCE! shall never be allowed by any graduate of sound mind.The company on this tricky part had a 7 days ultimatum on which you were supposed to forward your scanned declaration.I had to write to the concerned parties telling them of my setbacks and lucky enough they new alittle of the likes of me and had a full procedure to cater for this.

With this effect i slowed my rate,for atleast a week as i followed up the matter.In the mean time,i happened to learn of a new recruitment by one clearly established outsourcing firm in the
country from a friend of mine and decided to give it a shot.The company is one of its kind since you dint have to look official to turn up for their interview,aswell their interview was no written and had to be done from the computer i scored 26 words per minute typing with an accuracy of 97%,the oral part ensued and i tell you i f**ked up!,i had to brag of my other waiting job after i realised they would be paying me peanuts as compared.Great lessons learnt guys i tell you.

As the story ends its only today that i got contacted by the first company after months of relentless looking for work.I can tell you am finally overjoyed,and.... guys,guys this ain't patience,...nooh...., i call it missed opportunity.Neverthless there are great life lesson learnt.

..crazy

Things just jazz me with how they unfold.The other day i was just relaxing at digz,you know the kind of time you aimlessly start reading like a two month old magazine and find a kul joint to pass time with,you can gues it was a sato and bearing my nature,being at diggz was so heroic.The kind when you see yourself implementing thought upon ideas that you made some other day .You know sundays....you wake up with a hangie and you are cursing why you ever thought of drinking and decide that from then henceforth you won't ever waste a sunday like that so as the routine goes, you quit drinking.That was my stand the last weekend.You know kawaida how your pals are. They change life.Technology on the other hand just make this 100% possible.You can gues my phone wasn't on as a result, but not this tym. You are mistaken!I had this like a fifty fifty feeling in my mind when you just never know when this anonnymous safcom guy wona call to let you know of how you miraculasly won that house,i mean you leave at your folks house so you dont even pay bills to excuse yourself that the fone had no charge.Aniwe this cal just changed me.


One of my pals of course hallad me telling of how his folks had chomokad shaggz and their locomotive was available for cruising all over town that nite.You just can't gues what the brand ride was.After my long 30 seconds of intense thinking i decided to jump into my rave attire and wait for the ultimate time.Opportunity at its best i gues,you know these things just dont happen often.I tell you we had no time to waste despite the fact that the nite was still big for us,and there came Adri with the benz at the top of its sound system.I tell you we would be bouncing big tym.Fuel at full tank would just have an explanation of the evaporation/global warming effects the next day if this folks ever asked of its whereabouts.The plan was to hop aniwhere that it was being dropped like hell hot or mad crazy.Definetly rocking tao would just have proved of how weak the sound system's in tao was and this mere show off was just not for that time.Our first place of designation was at some filling station joint where i tel you things just happen like crazy.



We bounced just in time to meet this show where some four dudes and four duddets claiming t be a couple had made out.The jammaz were in a range and the chicks in a supped up bima.The jammaz of course had done some mischief of smuggling in some fyn whore from the street and the chilles had just smelled a rat and ordered their jammaz to come to a halt.The jammas on this event had told the whore to hide in the trunk of the vehicle but to know avail, since this chilles were clever enaf.I tell you not of how that whore was beaten but of the sweeter stripping come cat fight time when we witnessed the whore clothes getting teard to tatters and of course we had to exercise maximum optical nutrition on this particularly.Aniwe the chilles drove off at break speed screeching all over with anger of the event and as we came to learn later the couples re-united thereafter claiming it was just a booze thing.Aniwe that was just the beginning of our cool nite that led us to catching sight with this group of mammaz who i tell you were nothing but f..lly as we dismissed of from that sight.

As a result of fatigue i gues i'll have to finish it later.Av been travelling all over an gues ...
The next part wil of course be continued

Ssup

It always occur to me that just when you think you've completed one stage and u're ready to reward yourself with that holiday or that bottle of champagne(u know the African champagne definetly), it appears that there is either a mark that u skipped in your most thought fully-accomplished milestone or even worse off that the next step u're to take needs even much attention than the previous.Much often i usually tighten myself up in my blanket to my excitement rather than face the truth,the truth being you have to wake up and face the light of the day.Definately my case isn't like those headlines you hear in CNN ''....stories never told,places never visited ,water never drank and the like"m...m never,but what it calls for is more than u'd think about,thats why i havent been around.Gues the few months taught me something atleast,Aniwe all am trying to say is that am all be a see kay.gues am back! .check out for more stickers

The lost world

The lost world...mmmh,may be its the movie that made the '90s.I was a favourite of jurassic park but when the flavoured editon in the context was released i definetly prefered it.U know how it was back in the days,i love reminiscing yeah right but i wont be doing it for now coz its already tackled.

Now,story of my life:

Last week as i just watched the turn of events, i was humbled down by the question of where we're headed to,i amazingly found some bunch of twist in extraporating on my answer.An answer that i never had thought for, for a while.The answer was an anatomy of who i had turned to be.I dont know how to put it but it is just like how u get lost in a forest labyrinth,i mean a maze may fall for my comparison but to tackle my situation, i preffered the latter.Its so amazing how things can blinden you.You know the kind of who arrogantly leave their mobile phone on in church and aren't hesistant of picking a call in the middle of a sermon with a lame excuse of 'you never know, it might be God'.I definately know, haven't been bloggin for a while and i tell you that these are the ripple effects,real gotchas.

For those dead days, i probably grew lunatic.It all started when this jamaa at our hood,you know how they deal,introduced this funky plan of making money.To start with he had this idea that we should join some financial institution and channel our money to the pyramid sort of sacco.And the funny thing with this guy,i must admit.. its funny.You may think as well if you are kenyan.It was that fast bait that he ushered to us,it was more than appealing i tel you.He had this offer of dishing out a k,call it 10 reds,for ten%.Imagine a thao for a soc.You know the kenyan way; you have kwanza to ask fo the terms and conditions coz you think its a set up.But i was there representing the learned ,so as the others declined the offer my hands were wide agape for the offer,sorry for me ,it was only the beginning.

The pyramid thing was however going wel,you can definately tel,si u see i never blogged.Like blogging earns you money.Aniwe i simply had no tym to coz of my busy schedule.I had to gather flocks,clicks,call them crowds,to earn my commission.The business was i bet you successful.Hint:I had my parrafin burning counting my many blessings upto 4 in the morning,my door had a josim new doorlocks fitted,ask me how ,for secuty goddamn.My most treasured cell phone had given birth to more calls,am discrediting the bonga point scheme,and of cos my flossy,clicky k750 never complained of cred.Aniwe i was all but earning thanks to my wise investment.Damn, i was i big tym baller,tycoon with a cigar on my left.

Not that i had any money laundry scheme to earn me a compost.I had risen from a humble beginnning,street smart beginning.I had plans of calling KTN for a waliobobea interview,to tell my part.Gues could be a good catch for Swaleh.Aniwe as the saying goes for every action expect a reaction.Kumbe this dude was a fake agent proclaiming but tricks,and i gues i had a good smile to win the auditions as his accomplice.Men, this was so sweet for one to watch,i mean my downfall was really.....It amazes me! upto now.

I woke up on a Friday for a rude shock.The final day of my empire.The base cards of my empire had been disturbed all i had to do was watch the dreadful collapse.It was woeful.My boss had all but smarted his ass, (i mean tripple for the S) out of me.I had cops waiting even before the milk man was there,with paper showing all my confidentialities with the smart ass,dumb ass!.The following had to be court cases which had a climax of me refunding all my clients their cash,if i never wanted any mess for my future.I had to,and this trickled down on me worse than i had thought of,am worsely than you can think now i tell you, not that am writing for any public sympathy,but its a sad story.

Once beaten twice down.Mine..what to say other than pass the message along with a billboard of PARENTAL ADVISORY:never try this anywhere.

Drag n Drop/Copy paste.

During the festivity i was in my native place and it was quite interesting of how i had to change the 'used-to-me' to another me;i mean i decided to keep myself busy in another way as to how am used to.I tell you the better part of me was spent exploring each and every part of the gazzette,yeah it sounds funny,but that was me; not in any way trying to blog.

Quite true i never regret any of this since i came to see all the stuff that one gets to miss, i gues, i get to miss.Most of my time last year having been spent on things such as researchs,analysis and lots of presentations you ought to support that i aint ignorant and that as well doesnt qualify me as arrogant either.

One issue in particular made me(call me naive if you like)dimiss some creativity of our press and the associated press[AP] and wonder what really these guys aniwe did there.I remember the December 20th paper very well, a paper on which i wished had covered my potrait holding my chin in a retrospective manner as the front page or even at the best showing the world Saddam's last mail in advance.

Actually i came to criticize the attention given to to the columnists and good story keepers as of that issue by the editors.I mean the paper had three quarters of it covering images(call them pictures again if..) ,unrealistic ones,the ones zero-rated as it matters in terms of creativity,the ones you drag and drop,not even drooling around,damn this furioriated me,i promise you i could have spat but not infront of my grandmother[i mean i had to sound decent].If you ever have gotten a glimpse of the NY times newspaper you are bound to apprecite the kind of work done by the editors and ofcourse not that am dismissing all the editors,some are really creative the likes of Peter Githaiga,seen his coverage?

Yes i definetly know that a picture is worth a thousand nods but finding ten from that (whole paper imagine!)one was really a nightmare.

Not that they couldnt have done better,but that paper was just so unappreciative,so not there!Lets learn to give interest to writers ,again i have to say that i came to see some light lit atleast from other issues and i gues we've got alot to give.At least i can address the theme of 'all is not lost' here!

The year is here

Ofcourse,to all thee bloggers happy 2007.

I think after all the festivity that came with last year am obliged to make tales and so on,not that i wont but i definetly find it more warm to start the year otherwise rather than i did the prior.

My perspective about this year is a year where we are bound to see insanteous rise and fall sorry to say characterised with alot of sycophancy,self interest,alloaring desire mainly from the political angle,a year where on the better we'll shift paridighms;i mean with all that tech at hand!A year where we'll want to see the fruits earlier even before the flower is bloomed and definetly a year where no one will want to lose.

Me myself and i believe that with all probability at hand will make this year even more adventurous,more thrilling,ofcourse i know that some ups and downs will definetly show up,make me feel changed and agitated[well,may be]but with my motto this year i hope to prosper.Hope for the best while prepared for the worst.

How do you want your year?