The WHerabOut'S

Its been like a tight endless expedition that you just don't realize it halting.Most of my colleagues have been complaining over the issue that they can't be able to comfortably surf my blog using their phones,the warnings have been severe "change your ways or else global warming will catch up with you",i had a fighting bout which i apparently happened to have lost to my opponent,my jaw is sticking out and everybody is asking what endless am i chewing lately,its an endless trail where if you ask who is behind it, would mean having your life at stake,i cant even blog correctly since i keep confusing English with machine language(i wonder what they are teaching in school lately?, i mean elementary!). I went to the doctor and this is what he had to say:"You're fine buddy!"!Really?!

what the f$*#,this was supposed to be a poem, a recital for my younger sister!!



I open the curtains wide to let in the morning brightness,i discover i woke up late to find the ad guys literally finished putting the latest billboard ad.Its something to do with a club, i wonder if it cost the twenty spilled all over,wait a minute, i know that guy!we used to.....My day starts hurriedly enough for me to turn on the tv- set to realize that the morning traffic monitoring guy from our local tv station is just outside my residence,through that i would have possibly come out of the house knowing i needed to dress good enough to appear in front of everybody who knows me or even for starters get out through the back door. Oh yeah, and now by the way my office colleagues will all be laughing out loud on hearing my lame 'i was late because of the traffic' excuse to my boss once i arrive late for work.

The traffic by the way is a genuine excuse. Most Nairobians must attest to the fact that it is nowadays impossible to maneuver the traffic jam, the traffic police never help,in fact, they contribute to the ever growing traffic snarls.My most recent research can prove this and my suggestion has already proven fertile(check the Australian condition and hear me out),the stakeholders are so hesitant they first want the roads refurbished.They don't understand the logic behind;its not a road thing!

I reach the office to find my boss almost like already guessed i was late, then as he approaches....

ooh no,my lap batt is already finishing off and i forgot my charger at the office,sorry man

catch you guys later...